Possible Secret Lives of Sean Coffill:

1. Has achieved nirvana/knows the meaning of life
2. Meth/coke addict
3. Secret Agent
4. Has already graduated college and has come back as a psychological experiment for his PhD
5. An evil genius plotting the downfall of civilization so that he can enslave the Earth
6. Hitman

Will Sean ever reveal the truth??? Probably not to me.

You know what really grinds my gears?

1. The chicken at the DC always looks undercooked in the middle
2. When a certain Poli Sci professor tells you the topic of a 5 page essay assigns a very difficult paper for a 100 level Gen Ed class.

Now I suppose it could be worse. But that's as far as my suppositions go.

What What in the Butt

Dead to Me:

1. Zachary Waegell
2. The second two "Pirates of the Carribbean" movies
3. Worcester Dining Hall
4. The Beach Boys after Brian Wilson left
5. Sean Coffill
6. Styrofoam

On Notice:

1. Andrew Parisi
2. Facebook applications
3. Utah